Tin Foil Hats

My friend and neighbor and I were talking about tin foil hat wearers, he's a psychologist, and he told me that when one of his patients migrates to wearing said apparel, they show a marked improvement at first, over time though, the hats seem to lose their effectiveness. He credited it to a diminishing placebo effect. Myself, being a former Aviation Electrician, offered a different explanation. Metallic objects moving through space build up a charge of static electricity. Sooner or later that charge will find a way to ground be it by overcoming the resistance of an existing conduit or by jumping the gap, like what happens in a spark plug. When that action occurs, the brain's electrochemical properties are affected. This principle holds whether the reason for the hat is due to directed beams (black ops or aliens) or simply existence in our electromagnetically charged atmosphere.

After many conversations along these lines, we came up with a device that actually works to eliminating the diminishing returns of the Tin Foil Hat. It works by using the same principles that airplanes use by having trailing wires on their wings to bleed off this charge. Electrical technicians also utilize grounding wires to overcome this problem. Easy enough to fabricate, we ask only that you respect our copyright and not manufacture them in commercial quantities. We call it "1up." If you are unable to build one yourself, we will be happy to make one for you for a small donation to cover labor and material. Simply contact me via my email: thetexancyclist at hotmail dot com.


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