BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWSSo glad to see that humor at least still survives in these sad times. While it might not be original, I seem to remember it from early on in the Residents first term, it deserves to be recycled.
Terrorist School Teacher Arrested, as reported first on CNN
NEW YORK- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor,a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he
believes the man is member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of mathinstruction.
"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."
Now, into the circle file...
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